FRENZAL RHOMB
FRENZAL RHOMB
Blue Murder presents

FRENZAL RHOMB

with Special Guests
Coolangatta Hotel (Coolangatta, Gold Coast, QLD)
Saturday, 1 January 2022 8:00 pm
104 days away
18 Plus
Australian Artists
Rock
Punk

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General Admission 18+ (Final Release)
$44.90
Due to ongoing border restrictions from NSW this event will now proceed on Saturday 01 January 2022 at Coolangatta Hotel
$44.90
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FRENZAL RHOMB at Coolangatta Hotel (Coolangatta, Gold Coast, QLD) on Saturday, 1 January 2022
Due to ongoing border restrictions from NSW this event will now proceed on Saturday 01 January 2022 at Coolangatta Hotel

Frenzal Rhomb here, posting from our covid bunkers, sending out another dose of new gig dates. We know these shows have been postponed more than Craig Kelly’s had hot horse paste dinners, but maybe with enough fully-vaxxed fully-sick Frenzal fans (fully sick in the 90s punk rock way) we’ll get them over the line. 


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Health Officials confirm: The only thing slower than Australia’s vaccine rollout is writing the new Frenzal album.

The small possibility of blood clots from the AstraZeneca jab has been eclipsed today, by the even tinier chance of any new music from Australia’s semi-favourite still-here punk rock band before 2022.
 
In a late night hastily organised press conference, Frenzal Rhomb’s chief medical officer Doctor Lindemans was quick to hose down speculation that the delivery of their new songs had been hampered by the European Union hoarding all the riffs, explaining “Our studies have shown that genetic mutations are creating new variants of power chords played fast through a distortion pedal which are continuing to emerge daily. We’re confident it won’t be too long before some of those chord progressions reach our shores”.

In the meantime, Frenzal Rhomb have announced today they’re embarking on a large-scale inoculation rollout program from May through to November. The band will bring their existing riffs, lyrics and melodies to towns and cities across Australia playing intimate venues to large scale festivals (hub style) to ensure we, as a nation reach herd immunity... and life can go back to normal as soon as possible. Areas left out of these rollout dates are told to be patient, or just get on a bus. Please bring your Medicare card.